Mercenary Surprise

Guess who's gonna be the surprised ones? Drawn for me by here's a bunch of dumbass mercenaries about to experience what happens when a badass gator comes at you with a crowbar.

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Lookit here, seems Alistair's hard at work again.

Yeah when the trail of your illegal scandal or money laundering operation or whatever gets to Alistair Garth's nose, the instincts of some people is to hire a bunch of mercs to go kill him.

Even if they can occasionally manage to get him away from his guns, this still usually won't work too well because he sure doesn't need guns to kick ass.

Especially when some schmuck leaves a machete and a crowbar around.

That genius might want to wash the blood off soon...

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Alistair belongs to me, along with these other schmucks.