Road Rage Rivals

Here's a real cat fight for ya, drawn by here's Lucy Katt and her nemesis Bonnie as they have it out on a stretch of highway.

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She's the bitch, she's the bitch, oh the bitch came back...yeah, Bonnie had returned alright, and she was back to her old tricks. In this case attempting to trick a small town in the west to try and blow itself up with poorly made propane canisters. Which would have worked too if it hadn't been for that meddling cat.

And the fact Bonnie's aliases were shit...and the fact she wasn't too subtle when funding her scheme with stolen credit cards.

So with her henchmen either dead, crippled or captured in this podunk shithole, Bonnie was very glad she stole that Lamborghini.

She was not so glad Lucy had brought a bike.

Mister Toad's driving would have been considered safe on the chase that ensued, even if they kept to the more isolated roads...mostly because of Lucy herding her, Bonnie and her shot more lead at each other than anyone in a John Woo film ever saw.

But eventually the 'orange lamborghini' wound up in a twisted, burning heap, which the nigh-immortal setter was none too pleased with. Not getting impaled with metal and sizzling in a burning wreck, no she'd just revive, it was the fact her new car was destroyed.

She sure didn't enjoy getting roadhauled by Lucy on the way back to the police station.

Resurrection based immortality can really suck sometimes.

Especially when you're a murderous bitch and your archenemy doesn't fuck around when it comes to dealing with you.

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Lucy Katt and Bonfire Vanities belong to me.